• Frank Ring@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    So I’ll take this very heavy patio set, some very long wood planks and this very high item on the very top of the self.

    I’ll be waiting at the counter. Thank you!

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      5 months ago

      Sir, that is a lab. He will grab that very long wood and drag it to the cash crashing everything in his wake, tho I wouldn’t let him take the patio set as he may rip his teeth out trying to get it to the cash. Labs are really great dogs

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        5 months ago

        I’m sure this lab is a really good boi.

        But none of this is my problem.

        I’m at the hardware store to get a patio set, planks and some items that are sometimes high on the selves.

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          You might ask for another employee to help you, if you felt your service was unsatisfactory. But you still have to tell the lab that they’re a really good boi… the rules are clearly posted on the sign out-front