In the worst-case scenarios that the Biden administration has quietly simulated over the past year or so, Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin bring down hospital systems across the United States. In others, China’s military hackers trigger chaos, shutting down water systems and electric grids to distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan.
Burgerlanders are so important that the seeseepee will make your toilet overflow to distract you from epic Slava Taiwani
Such a perfect encapsulation of liberal propaganda
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America: bombs hospitals and vital infrastructure like water treatment facilities in multiple global South countries
Also America: Wouldn’t it be horrifying if a nation was to take down hospitals and vital infrastructure?
I really think that’s key. American’s cannot imagine that everyone doesn’t want to do to them what they mindlessly do to others. It’s like that addage where a liar believes taht everyone else is a liar and a thief believes everyone else is a thief.
Same idea with Land Back. White purple who have no idea what that means except they’re going to kill my family and send me to Europe
Means of Production Back just doesn’t roll off the tongue in the same way
Same tenor as “If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.”
Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin
When your mom calls you by your full name
adding that V. in his name gives me Barack HUSSEIN Obama vibes somehow…
That V could stand for anything
What if it stood for VOLDEMORT??
or worse, Vissarionovich
We realize we’re responsible for your recent bought of misery, but here’s why you direct your anger towards our empire’s enemies instead.
Our nefarious racialized enemies aren’t attacking us. That’s a problem, because we’re not sure how to keep you hogs dumb and scared when they refuse to play along - The New York Times
lemme guess NYT, to solve this we gotta buy more monopolistic security software that requires giving the American military industrial complex unfettered admin access to critical infrastructure systems
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That’s been a mediocre action movie plot for decades, I’m sure this isn’t the first time US adversaries are seeing it lol.
Sounds like a very efficient way to cripple American society
The NYT times is out here implying that China and Russia would have to hack individual things like power stations or whatever, when the actual lesson is that the vast majority of the world is crippled by attacking one cybersecurity vendor
Lmao I tuned into LTT’s podcast and they were going on about how this situation is what it would be like if a foreign power “attacked” us.
ah just like the early pandemic when there wasn’t enough food or medical supplies we were told this is what it would be like if we had communism.
I forgot about that.
Whenever I shit my pants my first thought is about how scary it is that China could’ve done that
It’s not racist at all that anytime anything bad happens I start frothing at the mouth about the chicoms
Everytime I stub my toe: “IT WAS XI’S FAULT !”
Linus is a genuinely disgusting shitbag of a human so I’m not surprised at all
What’s the scoop on Linus, what did he do?
bring down hospital systems across the United States
Oh no, this would disrupt the life of the few dozen usians who can pay for medical treatment
distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan.
you see, all those carriers and submarines and fighter planes won’t work unless you’re sitting at home rooting for them on TV
caught brain damage from that one
The lead pipes in my city haven’t been changed since the 40s. Much be the Chinese Communists behind it.
NYT exclusive reveals Xi’s unconscionable cyberwarfare plans to bring the USA to its knees
spoiler
distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan
Americans are so fucking bloodthirsty and liberals so fucking obsessed about their small bean uwu island Taiwan that the entire US could literally be crumbling into an abyss piece by piece while every human vanishes into the voids left behind, and they would be glued to their television watching breathless 24/7 MSNBC coverage of the war interspersed with racist Jon Oliver segments, their lips dripping in saliva at the thought of seeing the Three Gorges Dam collapse and millions of civilians perish
nevertheless,
The lesson is that everything bad that happens isn’t China or Russia’s fault.
But here’s where you’re wrong, tankie :smuglord: it could be Russia or China’s fault!
