Do not drink the battery juice

LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

macniel@feddit.org · 2 年前

but, it has electrolytes?!

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Batteries got what humans crave!

qaz@lemmy.world · 2 年前

It’s the one and only true energy drink

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Wait its lithium

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 年前

Was this an actual quote from Scott’s tots?

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 2 年前

As we live and breath

I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org · 2 年前

It’s what plants crave!

cmhickman358 · 2 年前

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 年前

How is this not already a top-selling juice box/energy drink can?

Edit: call it MotörOil

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

You can’t tell me what to do.

Altima NEO@lemmy.zip · 2 年前

Fine, I don’t want it anyway. I have this bone hurting juice to drink.

BRB

Edit

Owwie oof my bones

Mechanize@feddit.it · 2 年前

It says it can lead to health issues… Not that it will… soooo…

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Everyone knows that the glow stick juice is where it’s at.

Sanguine_Sasquatch@lemmy.world · 2 年前

It’s got what rave baes crave

Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

GOOD NEWS! BATTERY JUICE!

Diplomjodler@lemmy.world · 2 年前

The fun police are at it again!

thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 2 年前

This stuff is bangin

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 2 年前

If we’re not supposed to drink it then why is there a straw?

BearGun@ttrpg.network · 2 年前

But… just a little? As a treat?

LukeChriswalker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

No! Highly Toxic! Health issues!

Reddfugee42@lemmy.world · 2 年前

DON’T FAUCI ME WHAT TO DO!

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

“Big juice doesn’t want you to know this simple trick”

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Welp, there goes my plans for the evening 🤷