Cordyceps is more compassionate than insurance company CEOs.

I got dropped crowd surfing at a metal show once. Luckily I landed next to this 7’11" guy who just grabbed me and chucked me back on top of the crowd by himself

I bet he went Minthara

That was the exact phrase going through my mind as I typed that haha

Or “late”

All right but which one does it taste like?

Thanks to Fallout I can recognize the sound of a bottle cap hitting a surface from across a crowded room and get the intense desire to go and grab it

The lesson that they can do whetever the hell they feel like and like maybe on or two of them across the entire country might face something which appears like consequences but is actually a light slap on the wrist.

Well that depends, can you go fuck yourself?

We’ve always called this “French Fry Syndrome” in my family, when you go to swallow a huge handful of fries and they do that super slow slide all the way down and it’s painful as hell

“Birds that go whoop whoop” is a British juggalo looking for love

Should be “overt domestic fascism which specifically impacts me”

Jeff!? As in Jeff!?!?

I was always a fan of “The Sea-Ward” from Arrested Development

I say we block off the tunnels but seal him inside like the Minotaur in the Labyrinth

“This is almost as bad as the time it turned out to be Bosco.”

Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald

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