• Zron@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Yeah but his only advice is to harvest the blood of your children to prevent aging.

    Stock market advice? Invest in blood transfusions

    Dating advice? Blood transfusions make you look young and sexy

    High cholesterol? More blood

    Low potassium? More blood

    Too much blood? Weirdly enough, also blood transfusion.