UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago"Once you control for the relevant variables," men rule, feeemales drool!hexbear.netimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1111arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1109arrow-down1image"Once you control for the relevant variables," men rule, feeemales drool!hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square69fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 months agoDid you ever consider… having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king?
minus-squareThordros [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·3 months agoHaving all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m’lord.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·3 months agoEnchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast
minus-squareNPa [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months ago traded my soul to the Devil for a magic talisman that tells me to kill myself
minus-squarehexthismess [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·3 months agoI’m gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn’t know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·3 months agoThey couldn’t even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.
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Did you ever consider… having a phone is greater luxury than being a medieval king?
Having all the knowledge of the world in my pocket, so that I know that I am well and truly fucked. Truly a blessing from m’lord.
Enchanted rocks screaming about you being trapped in the belly of a dying beast
I’m gonna keep myself warm with the thought that peasants didn’t know the luxury of flavor blasted cool ranch doritos.
They couldn’t even imagine mountains of plastic trash that sticks around decades after its manufacture, all in the shape of teenage mutant ninja turtles that love pizza.