A long time ago in a house far far away my mom made an unannounced visit because she couldn’t hold it and I left my dildo drying next to the sink in the bathroom. She rushed in to do her business and…
In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.
The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.
A long time ago in a house far far away my mom made an unannounced visit because she couldn’t hold it and I left my dildo drying next to the sink in the bathroom. She rushed in to do her business and…
Well.
We have never spoke of it.
In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.
The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.
We knew it was a hacker because it was the same image over and over and over again.