Cat’s cute tho
Cat wins
Cat eats grass then pukes on the living room rug.
So, more reliable output then.
Grass not required - could be just hairball, or recent food, or not fed fast enough, or ran around like a maniac, or just for no reason at all.
Cat does it because it knows it is cute and therefore can get away with it.
You don’t pet your printer?
the last inkjet I had… I would threaten with a ‘baby’ sledge hammer (1 pound sledge hammer shaped head on a normal hammer handle.)
usually got the point across.
(used properly, a sledge hammer will ensure devices will never break again.)
percussive maintenance, my favorite
Both makes random noises at night that wake me up
“Sprays to assert dominance”
Both make a mess.
Both take up too much space on the desk
However, you get very different responses from people if you use a hammer on them.
PC LOAD LETTER… …
Cats are shredders