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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago

Anon dabbles in magic

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Anon dabbles in magic

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 8 months ago
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  • Frog@lemmy.ca
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    When I first saw Starwars, i tried making objects move with my mind. Guess I’m not Force sensitive. 😒

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Shit, I still try that sometimes and I’m almost 40. We got micro plastics in our balls; who’s to say we can’t also just absorb midi chlorines over time?

      • degen@midwest.social
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        Midi chlorines is my favorite chiptunes album

      • Frog@lemmy.ca
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        8 months ago

        40’s the new 30.

        • pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net
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          Yeah but 50 is the new 60

      • Match!!@pawb.social
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        yeah but if it does work you’ll just think you’re going senile

        (i, however, do have minor cleric powers for an obscure goddess)

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      You and literally everyone else in the world

      • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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        Flashbacks of intently staring at my window slowly swaying with the wind while I tried to convince myself I just made it move.

        • AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works
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          lol and your username

      • Anivia@feddit.org
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        Careful there, Uri Geller might sue you for libel

  • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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    4 is unlucky, one way you say it (shi) in japanese sounds exactly like death (shi), the other way you say 4 is “yon”

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