UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours agoWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.hexbear.netimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1128arrow-down1imageWhen the supposedly smartest man in the world misses the joke by about 1 AU.hexbear.netUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square33fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremayo_cider [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 hours agoFirst he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 hours agoImagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references
minus-squaregay_king_prince_charles [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 hours agoIf the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist.
minus-squareengelsaxons [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoAt that point I’d prefer the moon
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 hours agoI prefer this moon.
minus-squareengelsaxons [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoThe Mighty Boooooooooooooooooosh!
minus-squareTheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-210 hours agoImagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment.
First he invented a worse subway, now he wants to build a worse sun?
Imagine the sun, except privatized, jankier, and probably loaded down with divorce dad meme references
If the sun has ads, you are morally obligated to become a terrorist.
At that point I’d prefer the moon
I prefer this moon.
The Mighty Boooooooooooooooooosh!
Imagine an undercity of sorts where natural sunlight won’t reach, so all light and energy must be leased at a premium. Wait, that’s just the inside of my apartment.