Our dog gets distracted easily and doesn’t react when we call her while we’re outside.

Occasionally, she decides she wants to visit the neigbors and takes off down the street with my fat ass in hot pursuit. And she loves to let us get close and run around us as we try to catch her to bring her inside. It’s just a game to her, but it drives me nuts.

And then she runs back to the door to go inside as if it was what she wanted to do, and I’m thinking “nah, bitch, we go inside because I want to, not because you do.”