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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

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sag@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    Wait, who said we had one of the most complex and durable skeletal systems in nature?

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      Complex? Possibly. Durable? Hell no.

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        Yeah! The foot may be super complex, but it’s not durable AT ALL!!! It’s super ticklish! All you gotta do is strap someone down to their bed, and tickle their foot for like 2 minutes, and they’ll give you their bank account details!

        And if they don’t know their bank account number by heart, then I guess they’ll just have to get tickled…all…night…long!

        Hey, come lay on this bed for a second. I want to test these straps on you. What? No. Totally unrelated. Pinky swearsies.

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          Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish

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            I mean…that just sounds like a win/win. You get to give me your money, and I get some money.

        • cassie 🐺@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Hi are you doing anything later you probably don’t want my bank account but I can bring some material to blackmail me with or something

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          This just sounds like a fun night, tbh

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            Here, lets test these straps on you…lay on the bed.

            No reason.

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          I don’t want to ruin your fun but some of us have feet that aren’t ticklish in the slightest.

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    I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

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      I had to reread this twice before I realised you mean with the rear brake and not the dumbass method of putting your foot to the ground to brake.

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        1000 grit sandpaper

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          I think the lower number is rougher, so like .5 grit?

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            Yea 1000 grit would be pretty smooth

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            oh thx

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        I understood what he was talking about instantly… but only because I did the same thing with the brake when I was a kid.

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    Razer the shin destroyer.

  • Lenny@lemmy.world
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    I fell off a scooter and broke my arm.

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      I hurt my back just reading this comment section.

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    Can someone eli5? Are people out there running over their own feet on razor scooters? Its difficult for me to imagine how that might be a common issue.

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      If you lift it by the handlebars the platform is free to swivel around, the platform can swing unexpectedly fast, it prefers to be inside your ankle.

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        It only happened to me once before I learned 2 things 1 to never do it again and 2 fuck scooters I don’t want to try and use them anymore.

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      It’s more getting chopped in the ankles than running over feet ime (still shouldn’t be common, but kids are dumb)

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        I assumed it was from falling off the scooter…

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    I hope my foot bones don’t look like that. Gross.

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      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    Actually that reminds me that I scraped a flap of skin off my toe as a kid when I tried riding a scooter in sandals.

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    CLINK

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    The Lego brick would win.

    Ouch.

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    laughs in bicycle

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