SagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoAm I cooked?lemm.eeimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1375arrow-down110
arrow-up1365arrow-down1imageAm I cooked?lemm.eeSagXD@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 hours agoYou should learn E and X. Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?” Pickin up girls without even leaving your car! …provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code. To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day… …one day…
I know two letters, O and S.
You should learn E and X.
Then you can drive up to a bar at night, and flash a flash light at drunk girls that just says “S-E-X?”
Pickin up girls without even leaving your car!
…provided they are the types of girls who get blackout drunk, drink alone in public, and know morse code.
To put this a different way, I have a 0% succsess rate at this. But one day…
…one day…