I can legally shit in any room. I even have a card somewhere licensing me to do so. My shits are the stankiest. I can’t make it to Odessa until 11/1 (i have an appointment today) but I will gladly drop a deuce directly in his office.

edit: i just got home from my appointment I need a flight to odessa if we’re gonna do this

edit: I’ve been saving up. It’s gonna be a très