One for each of the seven branches of the military

Did they rename space farce?

You gotta choose (or make) a religion where all you do is go to the beach and eat sandwiches. That sounds like a nice religion.

“shitwhistle” (it’s a slur among sentient trains)

It was just mormon Jesus. Nothing special. No eye lasers.

they were one of the quickest to accommodate ICE, so now if you want to hire a day laborer you go to any other hardware store. still got the same owners

in some sects, yeah that’s how it works, with the general idea being that their god is not an idiot and not fooled by insincere deathbed conversions.

a bicycle outside the cigarette store

that is shaped very differently

i imagine folks with severe, bloody gastro diseases aren’t that into it.

if they’ve built a VRE, well, fuck 'em. we’re doomed

catsup is low quality ketchup, per condiment for federal regulations

i think that’s called catsup

IT WAS YOU

sonic would be french

and don’t forget “Our Gang”

Cause right now it really looks like professional sports and gambling are joined at the hip and before too long American professional sports will be more about gambling than the game.

i thought that already happened in the NBA and NFL. MLB, maybe. Pete Rose and Michael Jordan come to mind.

They would dump your data asap. They want no record that they illegally let a minor use their site.

they’d keep it just to show that once they found out the account was a minor’s, they closed the account immediately. it’s proof of compliance.

aren’t they the best? we had one that started mimicking my brother’s alarm clock (because we shared a room and slept with the window open a lot) and it would NOT let him sleep in on weekends.

Student grievances include overcrowded classes of up to 40 children in crumbling buildings, poor teacher pay, staff absences and an unequal system in which social background determined success. Other factors are an opaque and difficult online system for university applications as well as the sweltering temperatures in classrooms during heatwaves.

hey, students aren’t allowed to have legitimate grievances, they’re students. i read on bullshitmedia that the students were protesting because they were given American cheese