“I must’ve been the first one, I followed that storm right in,” the former president said. “I saw the devastation, it was a travesty, it was viscous, it was water. The water was the worst we’d ever seen. It was a water hurricane, that’s what it was.”
This just in, water is wet!
You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention