Tell me you don’t want a wolf for a dick you fucking liars.
Does look weirdly cool, but if it made cheaply feel like the wolf will fade after a few washings. Edited to reflect real thoughts.
Imagine the gross, faded, floppy wolf nose lol
i kinda want that ngl. luckily my flaccid dick is pretty big.
You gotta post hog if you’re gonna boast comrade
Yeah, but you’re not hard 24/7 so most of the time the wolf will have a sad droopy nose lol
Im more looking for kittie panties. But this would definitley count as a point in favour of my partner…
Also isnt dickwolves kind of a 2010 thing?
Which dick product would you say is more in vogue in 2020?
Turkish fascist Grey Wolves themed underwear
This made the rounds a couple years ago and people posted pics of what they look like when theyre actually worn. Cant find em, but the wolf snout is incredibly droopy irl and also very, very funny.
I never knew I wanted a dick until this moment.
My moment of wanting a vagina was when I found out Lush vibrators existed. Yeah there’s toys for tickling your prostate in public, but it’s just not the same.
Yeah I was gonna say this is the one of those where the Innovation slaps. But, also, you don’t need capitalism to give yourself a wolf cock; you just need good taste
The people over at me_irl on r*ddit would have made shit like this for free. If you put the pattern up on some repository then bam! you don’t need to make a small business about it.
