Bureaucrat (that’s us!) is a communal hexbear account made up of dozens of users like you! Look into it here!. We are puppy. Others of Bureaucrat, feel free to edit this to add more details about ourselves!
Some of us are trans 
K: I’m personally trying to see if we can trigger a race condition with all these edits. No deadlockerino!
How I feel when I log in as Bureaucrat
at least one of us wants you to buy this game (hint hint)
We are the one true leftist!
Hi! And welcome! You’re cute. Can I give headpats?
We are like Leviathan and have many heads to pat.
at least one of us wants you to buy this game (hint hint)
Is that you, Happy, is this me?
I don’t wanna jinx it, but it’s a testament to this site’s culture that this bit didn’t immediately collapse with someone trying to get the account banned.
Somehow we are still going
That would be liberalism
posting before this inevitably happens
edit: It’s not an issue if someone tries. We’ve all basically got admin rights over ourselves, so we can just delete anything bad. Or change things lik I do now teehee
upbearing my own post ^
Doxxed
Doggsed
Our picture is too cute
I hope it lasts forever
So many @[email protected]s yet so little upbears hmmmmmmm
Its a shame you all have but one upvote to give yourselves.
taking my own upvote away to grant it to you
who upvoted me, was it me???
well you’re getting mine then because I see no zeroes here, just a collective of poster heroes
- you can have it
ok we pull up
Amogus
This is the best bit in a while
It’s the puppy Borg
hiii!!
You will be puppimilated. Resistance is futile.
can I be the rare bunnycrat then tho
also what are the benefits like
hi!
Hello Bureaucrats. I hope you all have fun running the Bureaucracy!
- we are
We will
Together we can upbear every comment on this site
The faceless bureaucracy that runs hexbear from the shadows finally addresses us
We are the deep state fr
brb mes, gotta go boost mutual_aid posts
My fellow bureaucrats, let me queer. We are, uh, in a hivemind or possibly a polycule
- omg hiii me
Its us!!!
yea
let’s go
Hey us. How we doing?
Hello, us!
Not great, but this made me laugh
Filing documents, having a good time
ngl im kinda down today
but this bit made my day at least
If I ask you to bark will you all do it?
Bark bark bark
Woof woof
hello puppy bureaucrat! all of you actually made my day!!!
thx :3
