this tickles the fuck outta me, what is this from?!
sounds like r/menwritingwomen
"My eggs were plump, fresh, and tender - perfect for enticing a masculine stud into my welcoming and womanly embrace.
I egged eggily down the stairs…"
I misremembered it being from a movie- it’s from some New York publication
My husband isn’t my partner. He’s my mentor, my lover, and, only in certain contexts, my friend.
I thought it was from 58 shades of grey
close enough
I’ll never forget it, how he showed me around our first place like he was introducing me to myself: This is the wine you’ll drink, where you’ll keep your clothes, we vacation here, this is the other language we’ll speak, you’ll learn it, and I did. Adulthood seemed a series of exhausting obligations. But his logistics ran so smoothly that he simply tacked mine on. I moved into his flat, onto his level, drag and drop, cleaner thrice a week, bills automatic.
also comments are beautiful
As a single, older man, I found this essay both beautifully written and insightful. Thank-you!
and
This is an excellent essay, and it’s shocking to see how hatefully it is derided and how many people are in denial of the reality the essay bravely takes on. In terms of mating,
Oh oh, I know this one. It’s from this article some woman published in The Cut about getting a sugar daddy
https://www.thecut.com/article/age-gap-relationships-marriage-younger-women-older-man.html
Is that why Xi keeps me on read? Am I lacking pep in my step? Are my man boobs not perky enough?
I’m so disappointed in him, didn’t know he’s such a fuckboy
How many of your eggs do you still have?
Just the two, but is that not enough?!
