iFixit tears down a notoriously unreliable McDonald’s ice cream machine: “The error codes are nonsensical, counterintuitive, and seemingly random.”
  • atticus88th@lemmy.worldEnglish
    71·
    10 months ago

    The Superior Court of Alameda County is charging roughly $1 per page to get legal filings. To download the entirety of the court proceedings to date, the court wants $2,999.

    Alright, fuck it! Lets build our own soft serve ice cream machines… with blackjack and hookers.

    • DMmeYourNudes@lemmy.worldEnglish
      82·
      10 months ago

      Okay, and then you get fined for violating your franchise contract that requires you use these machines.

      • over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        10 months ago

        Then we’ll create our own franchise. We’ll call it FuttBuckers, or something like that…