My beagle hates it when I do laundry or if my goldendoodle gets perfume at the groomer. Everything MUST be stinky according to the beagle. He does his best to make everything have his hound smell by rubbing all over everything and everyone. I’d be mad if he wasn’t so damn cute when he does it. He makes dumb little noises and gives me side eye as he wiggles around like a doofus
Those idiots pee all at once and then water it down. Look at it! They’re completely insane! You could piss on so many lawns with that!
If they don’t already think we’re nuts for wearing clothes.
Why are they putting on fake fur?
There are soo many things that dogs would find very confusing, if they had the capacity to analyze that way. What if they knew that all of our interpersonal interactions were governed mostly by ego, shame, and pride?
Or collecting their poo.
Gotta make room for new smells
Well dog, at least I have nuts, ya eunuch.
You think I wash.
