What is the last digit of Pi?
*gets stuck in infinite loop of calculating Pi, until the computer runs out of memory*
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Do you feel like you were never given the opportunity to run at 40MHz you deserved?
Yeah 😞
What do you think of this guy?
He’s a decent guy, does the same job as me. We don’t talk much because he doesn’t speak my language and I don’t speak his.
Do you have a backdoor in your microcode for us government?
Probably… 😢
:(
How can the net amount of entropy of the universe be massively decreased?
I’m a computer chip, not a physicist :(
can you help me with my math homework
If you can tell me what to do in assembly language
nop
What is 5 divided by 0
Infinity
what would it take to move you to the left?
Just take me out of my socket and move me whereever you want
There’s no LSL op-code?
I’m a floating-point co-processor, I don’t do bit-shifts, they’re the job of the chip on the left of the photo, the i386. He calls it SHL, though. LSL is ARM, right?
.globl _start _start: flds x flds y fpatan fsts z .data x: .float 1.625 y: .float .25 z: .float 0.51.418147
what is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Translate this to assembly if you want an answer
