Oh, you didn’t… you guys! An owl scratching my face off? How did you know? Thank you so much!

AAAAAA. I wanted a playstation 2 and not a dirty owl

“what’s in here? smells like roadkill”

Maybe there’s a gift card under the raptor that’s going to talon me into an emergency room visit. Seems worth it.

“Oh, no way, I love stuffed animals! Thank you so much! Wait, let me to put it in the washing machine first so it can dry during the night.”