Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Your partner gets you Elon’s Musk by Chanel, wdyd?

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Your partner gets you Elon’s Musk by Chanel, wdyd?

Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

What’s wrong babe?

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FIGHT

I kick the bottle
- propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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  The bottle slides across the floor, smearing pee on everything it touches. The bottle is unaffected. The bottle sits still. You are still exposed.
  
  FIGHT PEE ITEM RUN
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    [RUN] This is your problem now lmao

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