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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

Death trap toilet.

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Death trap toilet.

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SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukM to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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    deleted by creator

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      Yup. That little drawbridge thing leaves a nice gap underneath for added ventilation.

      • clutch@lemmy.ml
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        Volatile stuff goes up, heavy stuff goes down Everyone loses

      • Destraight@lemm.ee
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        Why did you design your house like this?

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          It’s not my house, I’m not insane! 😅

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    Blue = floor/door

    Red = where it lands?

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    1 bed, ensuite, central London, £2400 pcm, no pets.

  • TheChargedCreeper864@lemmy.ml
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    Stable Diffusion when you ask it to generate a house:

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    This whole thing screams too much work for me… I mean… wtf even is that a metal ladder to Fucking summit before you even make it to the toilet area?

    next is the drawbridge… crank that fucker down… then tiptoe across praying to the deity of poop that you don’t exceed the weight limits… then while you’re folded in half doing the do… you gotta wish upon a star no one will thunder down the stairs and knock you off the throne? Finish up with the minimal wiping area available to then jump across the wooden moat to start the expedition to the freaking hand-washing sink?

    No Fucking thank you very much!

    • SomeoneElseMod@feddit.ukOPM
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      You have a wonderful way with words!

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    Submarines have more bathroom space.

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      RIP OceanGate Titan

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    I like to imagine that this dosen’t have plumbing and that all your shit gets flushed straight through the floor onto the unsuspecting victim below.

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    Where’s the TP? Bad enough you gotta parkour your way to the shitter but then you also gotta parkour your way out with mudbutt

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      I was too distracted by the multiple ways I could die using that toilet to notice the lack of tp!

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        I think there’s some on the back of the toilet leaning against the wall.

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          I believe you’re correct, all 5 pixels of that tp seem to be visible

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      … something is wrong with you if you get shit all over you when you poop…

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        If you gotta parkour yourself off the shitter without wiping poop is bound to get places other than your un-wiped anus. Also, diarrhea is a thing. The hershey squirts know no bounds as to where the lingering feces will wind up

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          Sounds like you are rocketing poop out your butthole

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      If you look closely you can see a roll on top of the tank to the left

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    Went to take a leak, got a broken neck instead

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    Ooo with bidet?

    Efficient use of space. I’m in

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    This is literally what I see in my dreams

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      In my dreams the toilets have those ridiculously low dividing walls

  • 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐠𝐡 🅢@lemmy.world
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    Shitty design

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      Death crap

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      Crapper design

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    “I’m dropping a deuoooooooooooooooooooo”

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    At least you can flip down the hatch in front of the toilet and do your business with a relative semblance of safety but those stairs…

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    Hole-y shit

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