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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Ketamine Distances Self From Elon Musk

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Ketamine Distances Self From Elon Musk

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago
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BERLIN — Emphasizing that it supports peace, love, unity, and respect, the drug ketamine has publicly distanced itself from Elon Musk, a well known user…
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      Well, you could also do a Luigi, you know?

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    At press time, cocaine released a statement enthusiastically endorsing its “good friend” Donald Trump, Jr.

    Lmfao

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    K-Hole deports Musk

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    So you could say it dissociates itself from him.

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    Special K not feeling so special with Musk

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    “K-Hole to Mars: South Africa’s Greatest Genius.”

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    Ketaours, Elon.

    For appropriate use by an informed public. Beotch.

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    One of the few places you can get legit quaaludes is south Africa.

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