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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

    I remind him of this every couple of years. It’s one of my favourite kid quotes.

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      Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

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      Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

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        He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn’t yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

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      The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term “vouchsafe” in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

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        3 months ago

        Technically

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