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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

Mayo

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Mayo

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abobla@lemm.ee to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    The “mayo” text is differently blurry and doesn’t have the compression artifacts that the rest of the text has, just saying.

    • abobla@lemm.eeOP
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      I can’t believe it! We were tricked!

      • Darth_Mew@lemmy.worldBanned
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        we’ve been duped!!! do people just go onto the Internet to spread lies?

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      Originally, it said “mayonnaise”

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      The rest of the text still looks an awful lot like “your outer is a nice person”.

      • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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        Please try not to show a preference for that fact.

    • Duamerthrax@lemmy.world
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      You could also just print out whatever you want and take a cropped picture of it. This is obviously a joke.

  • NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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    White guy here.

    "Alright, cool. " 🤷‍♂️

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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      Once my kid, then two years old, vouchsafed to me that mayonnaise is spicy.

      I remind him of this every couple of years. It’s one of my favourite kid quotes.

      • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world
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        Sriracha mayo is spicy and tasty

      • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Have you since introduced him to sriracha mayo?

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          He has tried sriracha and black pepper, but he doesn’t yet enjoy anything much hotter than BBQ sauce. Still just six.

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        The only thing more cracker than thinking mayonnaise is spicy is using the term “vouchsafe” in conversation. He must get it from your side of the family.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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          Technically

  • RaoulDook@lemmy.world
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    I’d prefer a waffle party to the mayo experience

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      What about bobbing for pineapples?

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    deleted by creator

  • Nightwatch Admin@feddit.nl
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    Stardew Valley: Mayo is booze. You can now drink mayo.

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    Dam, i wish it was ranch.

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    I thought that was an instrument and not a snack

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