I think it’s time to admit that they are evil tankies. One of them is married to Xi it’s really real and true I’m not lying.
Hexbear is so mean they ate all my ice cream and when I asked to stop they burped on my cat and laughed. (the cat is okay but maybe a little depressed now)
Then they banned me for saying the N-word and I think they secretly did it because they’re the real racists.
HEXBEAR SPIL MY JICE DEFED DEFED DEFED DEFD DEFED
MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
They pretended to be gay so they could have the moral highground when they told me not to use slurs.
I heard their owls don’t even take baths
Excuse me what?
Disgusting!
I’m not a local, but I’m fond of Hexbear. Most people online who are too philosophically confident for my comfort are right wing extremists who want to shoot me dead in the street. Here it’s people who would shoot back at an anti-gay shooter, and I appreciate that.
Shoot back
Shoot first
That works too. You just gotta be fast to shoot a shooter before they shoot first. You only have a brief window, a few seconds at most, between the shooter clearly preparing to shoot and the shooter shooting first, forcing you to shoot back. Shoot too soon, and you’re just shooting someone for being so afraid of the gays that they’re open carrying, and I can’t condone shooting cowards just for being cowards.
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Bout time I defederated from my masculine side
DW I still present v masc
hits a little too hard
Didn’t mean to upset anyone, I thought it was a funny quip. Should I delete?
nah I was quipping right back you’re good mate
Better than defederating from reality
I think so too, hexbear has made me think, it has made me consider things, and that is sick and twisted. I long for simpler days when I could say whatever words I wanted without some wokescolding millennial telling me “Whoa now, that’s a " bad word " , you need to cool your jets!” What jets do I need to cool? Typical,.,
And what is wrong with [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] anyway? I like to say these words to show I am not scared of them. I use them in a tactical way, you could say.
I am the real progressive one.
The hexbearians just want to dominate the fediverse. They want to rule over it with their authoritarian imperialism. Ironic given their eagerness lambaste the Shining City on a Hill to no end with such a title.
How is logging on to hexbear dot net and commenting on my lemmy dot world post to exclaim my way of speaking is Forbidden any different than the crimes of the most brutal regimes?
They always fail to answer and I refuse to listen to their excuses anymore.
hexbears took a sip of my delicious Diet Pepsi when I was looking the other way because I was too busy thinking of new slurs I could invent
hexbears gave me a wedgie and called me a racist peepee drinking piss goblin
hexbears repeatedly said nice things about China and yet not a single nice thing about my illustrious father Henry Kissinger
Ahh, the hexbearian double standard. They praise poverty alleviation, but they complain to no end when I allieviate my own poverty by becoming a Small Business Land Lord. Their cruelty knows no end. I fall to my knees and plead: Won’t someone please think of the petite bourgeoisie!?
I love you hexbears. You’re funny, you’re right most of the time, and you suffer no fools. If your server goes back into isolation, I’d probably make an account on it just to check in onyas.
I really like this one.
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I can’t say what you’re wrong about, as I fear the scarlet ‘L’! I’ve seen you people reduce men to little more than slur-based life-forms with such accusations alone shudders
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They brigaded my post and said racism is bad actually
Hexbear said “Liberal say what?” And I said “What?” And now I have no choice but to use slurs.
Many people are saying this.
Indeed, they spammed their evil emojis!
And some are bigger than others on other sites, sometimes giving accidental awesomeness like a perspective shot of wine cave warriors in the wine cave!
Site of pure hypocrisy. They claim to be volcel yet they post like they are very sexy
Keep on complaining about us eating your ice cream. We’ll just pull out our comically large spoons and eat the rest of your food
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Wait a second… defederating from hexbear… is this a fancy way of telling us to touch grass?