Australia is racist and full of giant spiders and crackers. America is racist and full of crackers but at least the spiders aren’t as bad so I’d rather stay here

Badposting?!?!

Yeah fuck that place lol

Australia looks beautiful but everyone who goes says Australians are the worst

Australians are the British version of a Floridian

australians, you can hear em before you can see em is what i always say.

Shhh, you’re not supposed to remind everyone we exist

You have the coolest wildlife though. I would love to go back before I die but it’s so damn expensive :(

now we are posting things that are bad

mint chocolate capitalism when you wipe and you have to wipe a bunch before it finally cleans up getting up for work anything involving the british not my cat (i love him) owls that piss the carpet imperialist hegemony