Simply re-write a modern relational database and then over a weekend, migrate decades worth of data all while being shortchanged every year by congressional budget cuts with programmers that wish to toil in obscurity while being paid bottom dollar. Where do I sign up to lead this shit-show?
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Only draw back is getting replacement parts when they go down.
I remember an old Undergrads ep where Gimpy was at a pc war games/hacker camp and when he tried to hack in to the opponents systems they were using like 10 yr old macs (at the time 2001 was when the series aired) and he couldn’t
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The hard part is figuring out all of the tricks that were used to squeeze out every last bit of performance from ancient hardware and deciphering over half a century of updates.
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i have read somewhere that a lot of businesses there follows the saying “if it works, don’t fix it”
Correction: if it works, don’t spend money on it
loool, fair point.




