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Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago

Is it illegal to walk around at night with a big package of toilet paper and 6 cartons of eggs?

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Is it illegal to walk around at night with a big package of toilet paper and 6 cartons of eggs?

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    nope. its also not illegal for you to be thrown in jail overnight while the bootlickers figure out if its legal or not.

  • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    6 cartons!? Dude, you’re going to get mugged, leave some of that in a safe deposit box…

  • teamevil@lemmy.world
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    You’re going to get jumped for those eggs

  • ZERONOVABLOSSOM@sh.itjust.works
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    as long as it is below the limit of 12 cartons with no more then 144 eggs total and you don’t confuse your toilet paper package for paper towels u should be good

    • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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      My momma taught me that twelve dozen eggs is gross.

  • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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    Yes.

  • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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    Depends on where you walk.

    Around the block of your neighborhood? No.

    Area 51? Yes.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Well, no, but chances are you’ll get invited to some very interesting parties where you’ll use the full supply of both

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