We need your help to come up with several dumb taglines that can go on the main page.

We’re thinking it’d be neat to have a list of taglines that it randomly rotates through (and maybe special taglines for days like Kissinger Crab Party).

A quick example by @Koa_lala was “Welcome to the Cool Zone”

So comment with your best / worst bits, jokes and CTH running gags, etc.

  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]@hexbear.net
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    4 years ago

    This is me. This is how I win.

    Amber.

    Ah, nevertheless.

    We love to see it.

    …and I’m reporting for DUTY.

    God, could dad drive a car.

    We love our beautiful posters, don’t we folks?

    Stay safe out there.

    Don’t blame me, blame society.

    Welcome to the machine!

    Because when I arrive, I, I’ll bring the fire

    Never stop posting.

    We’re in fuckin 1320 motherfucker.

    A GODDAMNED cheeto.

    I’m doing my part!

    Ad Astra Per Sanguinem

    The top 1% of the top 1% of the top 1%

    Uh, let me be clear.

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