FREEZE! BEAN POLICE!

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FREEZE! BEAN POLICE!

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 days ago

ON THE GROUND DON’T MOVE ON THE GROUND I SAID GET ON THE GROUND!

PUT YOUR BEANS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM

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boiledfrog [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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Does that mean cops are a valuable source of non-animal protein?
- Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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  Eating cops is the only vegan source of bacon
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    Making bio-ethanol from beancops
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  yes

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