Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in “Cory in the House”, has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.
I think David Blaine should run for senate
Oh I love this! He could levitate some old ass senator binch three inches off the floor then drop them shattering every bone in their body because they’re 101 years old.
Change the laws or procedures or whatever so that filibustering only counts if you are confined within a small plexiglass cube suspended over the Senate floor