Cory Booker, known mainly from his child acting career in “Cory in the House”, has been straight joinking and gerking for 21 hours straight in protest of Donald Trump. Insiders tell us that he has spent the whole day moving between increasingly esoteric erotica. According to his staff, he is now using a rolling pin to flatten his dick into a sheet while watching pregnant male roleplay on a v1.13 minecraft server set to extreme survival mode.
holy shit he just busted. The janitors are slicing sections of the carpet off with knives and putting them in bodybags jesus christ
A stray drop fucking pulverized dick durbin’s eye jfc I TOLD Cory not to add the furry pooltoy transformation art into the goonfolder