“In other news, here’s 7 things I pulled out of my ass.”

• New England joining Canada (okay I won’t say it’s 100% impossible)
• Puerto Rico leaves the US. Joins Canada? (lol no)
• Hawaii joins Japan (this was where I stopped watching)

I like how he says he’s not going to deal with scenarios involving war or violence, and then proceeds to lay out some scenarios the development of which would absolutely involve some level of war or violence. And completely overlooks the fact that Hawaii, historically, doesn’t really want to be a part of the US anyway, but the US absolutely positively wants Hawaii to be, and that’s the end of the story. And otherwise just sort of displays that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and is just coming up with random things to say.