• given the fact that I could totally fight 20 of you bozos simultaneously, it’s definitely taking 100 dudes to subdue a gorilla.

    hell, the first 50 guys would be unconscious after the gorilla clonked their heads together, 2 at a time, making the characteristic hollow “clonk” noise from the looney toons documentaries.

    after 25 of those, the humans would wise up and start trying to do judo kicks. which also wouldn’t work, but the gorilla would get tired and go lay down and the humans would claim victory.