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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Paging Logic to the white courtesy phone...

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz
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    The bathroom in my house is all genders

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      Oh Hell noo ☝️. I will never visit your house. And if I ever do I will piss all over your front yard before I set foot in your house.

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        You mean like a dog?

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          Would that be a female or male dog? I assume the yard is gender segregated.

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            Oh Hell noo ☝️. I will never step on your grass. And if I ever do I will piss all over your street before I set foot in your yard.

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              Male Street or female street?

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                What do I do if my street is agender?

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                  In english all streets are non-binary. Romance languages have male and female streets*

                  *citation needed

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      “But my house doesn’t have creeps in it.”

      “You did just say you will piss all over the airport parking lot.”

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      Hopefully you don’t live in a red state. They’ll try to take your kids for that one

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