Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
Depends on what we qualify as an animal and what we qualify as a fart. Would a plant’s waste gas, oxygen, be considered a fart? Sloths experience at least 10 continuous hours of oxygen production. Photosynthetic jellyfish deal with constant, full body internal farting.
Even if we only believe animals can fart, that leaves coral with an order of magnitude more farts, and siphonophores with a dozen orders of magnitude more than that.
the most farted on animal, not the animal that farts the most
You’ll have to expand on that so I can provide proper context. Which ones aren’t being farted on?
Oxygen shall henceforth be termed plant farts by me.