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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago

Let's play this game again

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Let's play this game again

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LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 days ago
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    Also, you aren’t invulnerable so if you punch a wall you’ll still break your hands.

    This is an interesting side effect.

    • Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
    • If you push too hard during pooping you’ll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
    • Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
    • If a guy, don’t even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.

    The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.

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      https://temp.larryniven.net/?q=man-of-steel-woman-of-kleenex-by-larry-niven

      tl, dr a scientist looks at Superman’s love life. It’s not a pretty picture.

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        Reading this makes me want to trigger Nivenyrral’s disk…

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      A sort of corrollary to this is CIPA

      https://www.verywellhealth.com/cipa-disease-when-a-person-can-t-feel-pain-4122549

      You just do not feel pain, cannot sense temperature and never sweat.

      You also, as a child more often, frequently seriously injure yourself and do not even realize it.

      Also the inability to sweat makes you much, much more susceptible to heat stroke.

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