Stamets@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 9 天前But why?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square95linkfedilinkarrow-up1591arrow-down18
arrow-up1583arrow-down1imageBut why?lemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 9 天前message-square95linkfedilink
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·8 天前The joke’s on you: thanks to min-maxing, the fighter can’t count in the first place!
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 天前“That’s great news! That means all your actions and damage don’t count!” - The DM
minus-squareQuetzalcutlass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 天前“Yeah, but neither does the damage I take!” *proceeds to do nothing but play on his phone for the session* - The Hypothetical Fighter I Now Hate Also, you have an incredibly appropriate username for this conversation. Have you taken steps along the Path of the Muscle Wizard? (Swipe typing autocorrect turned “steps” into “steroids” three times in a row. I think my phone is becoming sentient.)
The joke’s on you: thanks to min-maxing, the fighter can’t count in the first place!
“That’s great news! That means all your actions and damage don’t count!” - The DM
“Yeah, but neither does the damage I take!” *proceeds to do nothing but play on his phone for the session* - The Hypothetical Fighter I Now Hate
Also, you have an incredibly appropriate username for this conversation. Have you taken steps along the Path of the Muscle Wizard?
(Swipe typing autocorrect turned “steps” into “steroids” three times in a row. I think my phone is becoming sentient.)
No steroids, only muscle magic 💪🧙🤜