Haha its mine now get wrecked dweeb
“what’s your argument?”
Couldn’t you at least have had the decency to also take my balls? I fucking hate those things.
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Got any cloacae? Been thinking about upgrading to the one-hole solution.
honestly
dude wtf i was gonna use that later
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Now I can’t piss
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Ok but watch out, it bites
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I don’t know. I’ve been worried that it might have rabies after a raccoon bit it (long story, nothing weird)
Good luck!
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Wait if you have it what is this thing between my legs??
oh thank god
Oh so THATS why I don’t have one. I thought I was just broken
can you take the balls too x
okay just remember to feed it twice a day. Dry kibble only.
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I just checked and it’s still there
Unless you mean the title deed but that’s stashed away in my safe deposit box
NFT but for penis.
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But I am a dweeb
Bro you can keep it!
Free SRS penectomy
