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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago

Can I return this slime pls? It's too glooby.

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Can I return this slime pls? It's too glooby.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 27 days ago

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27 days ago

looking for a new slime

ask the cashier if their slime is squishy or glooby

she doesnt understand

pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is squishy and what is glooby

she laughs and says “it’s a good slime comrade"

buy a slime

its glooby

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