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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3年前

really, you coul rent ultra po*n

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really, you coul rent ultra po*n

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.de to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3年前
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  • Kranerian@kbin.social
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    I’m in my 30s and still do that. No reason to spend extra effort to give out info they don’t need.

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      I check to see if I can put February 30th (less common of an error these days) on the oldest year they’ll let me. 29th if 30th isn’t an option and try to select a really old non leap year

    • Jagermo@feddit.de
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      I always go back further. 1642 or 1865 for example

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.deOP
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      I’ll take 08.19.1995, the cross sum is 42.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        On the one hand, I disapprove of unnecessary math, but on the other, I approve of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy reference… That’s too big a dilemma before my second cup of coffee!

        • Hofmaimaier@feddit.deOP
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          Enjoy your coffee good VikingHippie! May there rest of the day be easier for you.

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            Thanks! May the rest of your day be good and easy too!

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      deleted by creator

  • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    Let’s not start that crap of censoring incredibly stupid words on this website. Let’s leave that in the past.

    • Denvil@lemmy.one
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      Fr*nch

      • Nelots@lemm.ee
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        They said incredibly stupid words.

        Some words should stay censored.

        • darcy@sh.itjust.works
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          you know what, its best to just never mention the word entirely

    • dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You must write p"rn, if you write porn a christian underage instantly becomes gay just by seeing the word.

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        Is it one more every time you write it? Because if so, I’d like to add porn porn pornity porn with extra porn on the side 🤷

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      He used “shit” in another post’s title. But porn? Oh Jesus Christ better censor that!

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    In a little over 5 months, I won’t have to lie anymore…
    Obviously, I am not old. But it feels odd. I vividly remember thinking that “9th graders are really old”. I remember waiting to turn 13 to play PUBG (it was in the license agreement, and I actually took the time to read it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯). Hell, I even thought the 6 year old kindergartners were old when I was 3.
    I’ll probably think back to writing this comment in 10 years.
    The time feels weird with all the memories piling up.
    I am overthinking again. Sorry.

    • DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s just how life works. Wait until you get to be in your 40s or 50s and your doctor is younger than you, and so is you boss.

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        Ugh, I hate that. I also seem to be surrounded by old-looking people who are exactly my age! It’s like someone flipped a switch the moment I turned 40 roughly 10 months ago 😂

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      A 6 year old kindergartener does sound kinda old tho

      • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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        The last grade is 5-6 year old. So just about to leave.

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      When I was 18 I remember selecting “yes I’m over 18” for the first real time. I was just hit with the reality of “Oh. I’m not doing anything naughty anymore. I’m not in the wrong at all. I am now just a dude watching porn.” hits harder than you think.

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    Shoulda gone with jan 1 1970.

    • collegefurtrader@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I was born at second zero!

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        Oh, shit, that means you’re the second coming of Christ.

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      Way to wild, all this lysergic acid diethylamide 25 on sugar…

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        That’s the start of the Unix epoch.

        Nerd version of 1900-01-01.

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        The effects of Lysergsäurediethylamid were discovered in 1943 though.

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          By Albert Hofmann while riding a bicycle.

      • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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        Not to mention the monosodium glutamate…

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    deleted by creator

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      • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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        🍆💦💦💦

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    Almost everything I just put 01.01.2000 because quite frankly websites have no business knowing my actual birthday.

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      I’ve been doing that longer than 2000 has been old enough, so it’s been Jan 1, 1990 for me.

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        I’ve been doing that longer than 1990 has been old enough, so it’s been 1.1.1980 for me.

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    I hear at that age you unlock Porn 2

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      Its just photos of people sleeping peacefully without being tormented by anxiety about the everything

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    Me making an account:“yeah, Moses was a cool dude”

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    Love having a Logitech MX, you just flick the mousewheel and it’ll gooooooooooo

    • bdonvrA
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      A can of compressed air and it’ll BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Sooo… you’re telling me you’re older than Earth, huh?

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    How long until we’re all born Jan 1 2000?

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      5 years ago

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      I like 1/1/1 (2001-01-01) better.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@lemmy.world
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    1/1/1970. they love zeros

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      Wassup, my Unix time bro

  • Yerbouti@lemmy.ml
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    Hey, that’s my birthday too, everytime I get asked!

  • Doctor xNo@r.nf
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    Now I need to know what “ultra porn” is…

    • Hofmaimaier@feddit.deOP
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      We all.

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    At my age, I have to almost do this anyway.

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    April 20, 1969 is a go-to.

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