The lightbulb is broken, and there’s reason to believe that the ceiling might cave in
Offers advice on how to fix the contacts, or to replace the bulb entirely, or put up struts to support the ceiling in an impassioned plea to the higher ups.
CTO is committed already to candles, CFO wants to wait and see what happens, and CEO labels it as a marketing problem.
Climate Scientists:
I came here to laugh, not to cry!