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WTF, dude, get out of my pocket!
I am pretty sure I cannot fit a whole dude in my pocket.
This is much more wholesome than what I was thinking.
That’s what you think. This is the fly on his boxer shorts.
It’s replaced by an AI chatbot now
Not trying hard enough
I try to fit a whole person in my pants every day. They only fit about half the guy, tho. 😔
Hi hungry, I’m dad
Buy baggy sweatpants. Some of them will go up to your moobs.
Not with that attitude you won’t
Grindr exists, you know.
I know it’s called Grindr, but that’s not the kind of grinding it refers to.
Pockets have come a long way
was at a flea market, there was a machete, i jockingly called it a pocket knife, because it fits in a pocket,
put it in my pocket, it fit.
felt bad for my daughter’s who will likely never get proper pockets.
who do I need to hack with my pocket knife for them to get normal pockets?
Buy ‘em pants from the boys’ section
My double standard is that when I see someone with a boombox playing music in public, I’m chill and open to it. When someone does the same thing on their phone, I must work to enhance my calm.
Is it the sound quality? Maybe in part. But there’s more to it.
Maybe it’s that a boombox playing music is more social and open, whereas what someone does with their phone is typically meant to be private, but some people play their music or w/e noise out loud from it as if only they can hear their phone and you’re just supposed to pretend they aren’t overstepping boundaries.
I think it’s a mindset thing. A boombox means you’re thinking about an audience. Consideration is implicit.
I hate when people have boomboxes too
It’s always on public transit. Like that’s how some people prepare to go out and face the world, by making everyone else listen to their music. Like that’s the best way you can come up with to express yourself?
Yes. At least the person with a boom box brought quality speakers.
Also, their sick roller skate moves timed to their music are pretty great.
Edit: Plus, it’s not inconsiderate, because everyone loves “Wham!” (Classic 1980s music, from the last time I saw a boom box in public.)
How big are your pockets?
Wait… My phone can play cassettes and cd’s? Freaking awesome!
Yes… after you rip them into a
mixtapeplaylist.I wish, but for some reason most Android phones lack the correct drivers to play CD audio
mine doesn’t even have a fucking disc tray
At least mine has a cassette deck and jack plugs.
Eurorack tape module? I want to know what it can do… off googlin’
Error instruments loopman 1. It can record and playback, at different speeds. You can use existing tapes with music, but also modified tapes with for example 8 sec loop. YouTube video and This video
Missing:
- A game console
- All the maps in the world + compass
- Gigantic notepad
- Calendar
- Entire stack of catalogs
- Newspapers
- Thermostat
- A whole fucking supercomputer
- An entire building-sized stack of photo albums
- Flashlight
- An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
An sycophant assistant who makes shit up just to keep you happy.
Who says that man doesn’t carry out that function?
A software synthesizer and tracker.
The OP photo is missing an Amiga 1200.
Don’t forget about fidget apps, so throw in some bubble wrap too.
A humongous calendar in fact. the one that fits a century
Huh, you have a dude in your pants now, congrats.
I’ve always had a dude in my pants
lol, that dudes out there with no dude in his pants, what a dumbass.
Mr dudeless pants!!
… but that’s just bcs I don’t wear pants, I like to donald-duck it.
You could always keep him in your prison pocket.
Nothing but cock & balls hanging out - finally my dickbutt cosplay is complete!
No worries, happy to help!
Yeah he provides good vibes.
Nice vibrations.
Positive shakes.
Pleasant bounces.
nah, the speakers from that boombox are not in my pocket.
And technically most of it would fit inside your butt. There just isn’t a market for butt phones.
They called prison phones
Enlightening
I’d call that
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The single CD amongst all that analog media seems so much like an anachronism that I had to look it up. The CD standard was published in 1980 and it was commercially available in the US in 1983 but it took until 1992 for CD sales to surpass cassette tape sales.
The Walkman and other tape players were so much superior to CD players for portability and convenience. Batteries lasted a lot longer for portable tape players than for CD players. Tapes could be remixed easily so you could bring a specific playlist (or 2 or 3) with you. Tapes were much more resilient than CDs. The superior audio quality of CDs didn’t matter as much when you were using 1980’s era headphones. Or, even if you were using a boombox, the spinning of a disc was still susceptible to bumps or movement causing skips, and the higher speed motor and more complex audio processing drained batteries much faster. And back then, rechargeable batteries weren’t really a thing, so people were just burning through regular single use alkaline batteries.
It wasn’t until the 90’s that decent skip protection, a few generations of miniaturization and improved battery life, and improved headphones made portable CDs competitive with portable tapes.
At the same time, cars started to get CD players, but a typical person doesn’t buy a new car every year, so it took a few years for the overall number of cars to start having a decent number of CD players.
Why can’t this he from 1983 then? Hell, even 1992 isn’t crazy.
Same thing with blurays and UHD now, DVDs still ahead
I dont have a human being inside my pocket.
Hello, I’m the human in your pocket.
You can make video phone calls with people.
You are my tiny dancer.
Even ignoring the joke with the dude fitting into your pocket, I cannot fit full over-ear cans I to my pocket… This is just lies.
IEM’s my rizza. Also Koss Porta Pros.
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I don’t where the dude fits.
I think he’s chatGPT?
Maybe. I’ve seen this image for a while now.
He goes in the old prison pocket
idk, the image loaded fine on my phone
Print me something
He screamed, loudly then sobbed through tears, at the foot of the table where the Epsom sat mocking him with it’s silence.
