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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

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Rats.

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    OP isn’t allowed to have adult scissors

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      Not in the rehab ward they don’t. Out of fear of violence.

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    I don’t know how much of an addict you have to be to be willing to be charged with trafficking, transport felony-levels of illegal narcotics, all just to hope that whatever it is will be good and vibe with you…?

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      Addict? Probably you meant broke

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        Tbh you don’t need to be either an addict nor broke to be excited about the prospect of a free brick of cocaine

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          Hard for me to understand. Not that I am against cocaine but having it at home is a risk and selling it for $20-100k is also not worth it to me facing a few decades in prison

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            If only there were some other way to quickly dispose of all this cocaine…

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              Well… either you “dispose” of it for like 0.5g/day or you die

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              Let me shelve it for later.

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          I mean … it’s not exactly labeled, is it? You just going to put random powder into your body? I can’t imagine a world where that’s not a death sentence.

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            Then you lack imagination

            There are testing kits for just this kind of situation. I’ve found maybe a dozen random bags of drugs on the ground in my life. I’m definitely not recommending people so drugs they find, I’m just telling you it’s very much not a death sentence.

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      Drugs? OP thought it was hamburgers and French fries and not just two hotdogs.

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    Luckily it wasn’t just a very spicy pillow.

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    What did OP think it was? C4?

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      Cocaine

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      probably smuggled hard drugs

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      square grouper

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