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Sundray@lemmus.org to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago

Woo-hoo free shrimp!

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Woo-hoo free shrimp!

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Sundray@lemmus.org to simpsonsshitposting@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 months ago
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Inspo: FDA Issues Warning That Walmart Great Value Shrimp May Be Radioactive

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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    3.6 roentgen. Not great, not terrible.

    • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      this rock keeps roentgens away

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        katy, i’d like to buy your rock

        • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          "lisa simpson shaking her head then shrugging"

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            • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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              "a group of rabbis shrug and say eh maybe a little"

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                ONLY A LITTLE

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      How many roentgen if I dip them in cocktail sauce?

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        Nobody ever tells me how many roentgens it takes to make 1 carcinogen smh

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      But you get your choice of topping!

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    It’s just a little radiation! It’s still good, it’s still good!

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    Must be good. It’s gotten such glowing reviews.

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    It tastes like burning.

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      “Whoa! Just how many scoville…” - throat falls off

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        mike scioscia disliked this

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    This is how we get shrimpman

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      Shamelessly borrowed from another thread

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    quiet the dog is barking

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    I guess they were microwaved in the Kwik-E-Mart.

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