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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Practicing my boomer standup comedy set

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Practicing my boomer standup comedy set

BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

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Take my wife, please!

No, that’s not right.

Take my wife, please!

Hmm, not quite.

Take my wife, please!

Perfect!

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What’s the deal with ~~airline food~~ avocado toast?
tombruzzo [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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You can use these ones for free:

TV was better back in the day

Food was better back in the day

Cars was better back in the day

Phones was better back in the day

Movies was better back in the day

People was better back in the day

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